Written Ignition Written Ignition

Random Quote

just a heads up on the christzits: i suggest heavy and excessive masturbation... remember, one cannot be too careful about these matters so don't be afraid to overdo it... show off a little and show 'em what you're really all about it... use a butt plug if necessary and some of those little post-it messages for reminders of the basics, ie: the very funny lord gave you two hands for a reason, boy!!! use 'em!!! peace and jalapeno flavored love oil, for those special moments.

© jimi