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THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS...(squirt, plop, sploit, flush)...IT IS A LONELY PLACE I'VE ARRIVED AT IN MY SPIRITUAL ODDYSSEY, BUT I MUST NOW BOLDLY MAKE THE COMMTMENT: I SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO MASTURBATE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, MUCH MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE CAN IMAGINE, LET ALONE WANT TO, AND EASILY FALLING INTO THE "UNHEALTHY" CRITERIA...REVEREND, IT IS TIMES LIKE THESE THAT TEST THE METTLE, BUT I WANT THE PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT I AM HERE FOR THEM, AND WILL DO MY SHARE, AND THEN SOME...

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