
No word yet on missing wallaroo
KINGSTON – As of Friday afternoon, Willow, the missing wallaroo, had not been found.
Willow is a 14-month-old baby wallaroo – essentially a miniature kangaroo – who disappeared from her home in rural Kingston about 8 p.m. Tuesday. The 2-foot-tall gray marsupial weighs between 15 and 20 pounds and is the pet of the Cleveland family.
She apparently does paperwork, too.

I have the feeling that something went horribly wrong.
My sense of humor is often about how far away from reality a situation could get.
I went through a “cannibal” phase. I would write co-workers notes asking them to join me in signing petitions to stop harassment of cannibals.
Now it seems, reality has trumped me again.
There’s a cop who’s been arrested for being not just a cannibal, but the leader of a ring of cannibals. I couldn’t make this up.

So it seems Morse didn’t actually invent Morse code. Snapped from the latest HowStuffWorks magazine.

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Heebee geebee.
i’ve had stitches very near both eyes. too young to remember in both cases. mom always said i fell down the stairs…until last summer when she let it slip that i’d been pushed. anyhoo…
i remembered some of your work from when you lived somewhere once. it was like a flood crashing down and what looked like crosses or telephone poles being washed away. it was always a favorite of mine; that one and the one that looked a little like glen, maybe it was andrew jackson, with a fist hole through it.
“Back before Facebook, people had faces.”
and if this keeps up it’ll undoubtedly be the 4th or 7th weirdest night of my life. eating the chicken and drinking the wine, we were parked in georgetown, near —- park, and having identical indecipherable conversations with each other’s imaginary friends. apparently. as near as i could tell, my thesis seemed to be that i wasn’t racist, hence, i was sitting in his car at 3 in the morning, under the influence in the midst of affluence, paying for the privilege of smoking my weed and drinking his wine that i paid for. immune to my blather, he droned on about his missed opportunity to be an accountant at his brother-in-law’s firm in howard county, the particulars of which were disputed by different manifestations of his personality.
the quote by jimi about worrying god will punish versus disappointed god: i done had my fun. nothing exceeds like excess. in the bar room. in the classroom. in the bedroom. in the lunch room. turning blue in someone's bathroom. (the height of bad manners) an ambulance can only go so fast. (a neil young quote) buzzkill. party. 'praps i need to tune in to the frequency of moderation. but then i've never been able to discern what a moderate amount of narcotics would be. somewhere between shangri la slide into the nod and kiss the lie and being "coded". life's too short to end early. pray for the penguins, please.
© jimi
