“I have immunity from the U.S. attorneys and I have immunity from the risen Jesus.  And nobody beats the Riz.”

—Mason Verger, fun loving guy who enjoyed the benefits of Karma.

For the sake of goodness sakes, this is a quote from “Hannibal”.

F1: I can't believe Roger Ebert died.

F2: Why?

Sergey Brin in Google Glass driving a pink Tesla dressed like a batmobile at LinkedIn HQ.

I hate the fact that Sergey is younger than me.

via Daring Fireball via Ryan Mac on Twitter.

In related news, Batman’s next Robin may be Carrie Kelley. And the question on everybody’s mind is why she’s not wearing pants.

You can barely hear the bass line in Idiots Rule but it’s one of the best. Eric Avery, another hero, is touring this summer with NIN.

I got a lie, fat fuckin’ lie ‘bout a law idiots obey
They made it easy, cheaters have their way
You hi di ho, you’re livin’ on your knees

Forget the rule
Oh, oh oh oh, idiots rule
Forget the rule
Oh, oh oh oh, idiots rule

Now there’s a time but I say none like now
Men, there’s a time where idiots are bound
If there’s a pole planted in your back
Then you’re a fixture, you’re no man

Forget the rule
Oh, oh oh oh, idiots rule
Forget the rule
Oh, oh oh oh, idiots rule

C’mon, kiss you, motherfucker
Fuckin’, suckin’, take it

Idiot, idiots rule
Idiot, idiots rule
You idiot, idiots rule, yeah

You know that man you hate?
You look more like him every day Hi di hos

Too good shoe won’t save your soul, yeah ha
Idiots rule, idiots rule
Idiots rule, oh, yeah

More Instagram fun. A Venn diagram of the place where Bono can’t live.