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by Mr. Ignition
Why is it every time I sit down for five minutes to relax, all of a sudden need to poop? Is there some science behind all of this?
Thu May 16, 2013 at 5:01 pm
This is how I drill.
Tue May 14, 2013 at 8:42 pm
Flowers on that tree.
Tue May 14, 2013 at 6:57 pm
How sweet. :)
Sun May 12, 2013 at 9:14 am
Anybody got a spare $6K for me?
Sat May 11, 2013 at 2:11 pm
I think my protons are slowing down. Not quite the spin they used to have.
Sat May 11, 2013 at 10:00 am
This is Lucky the squirrel. She’s a Gemini who likes long walks in the park and eating peanuts from my hand.
Mon May 6, 2013 at 7:18 pm
Just heard that Bon Jovi song … “Didn’t mean to miss your birthday, baby.” I think I puked a little in my mouth.
Mon May 6, 2013 at 6:25 pm
Me: I'm going check if I can see a connection at your office.
Him: I'm from Missouri and I don't believe you're going to be able to do that.
2 Comments · 1 Like
Mon May 6, 2013 at 12:48 pm
You had one job.
Sun May 5, 2013 at 8:40 pm
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