Why is it every time I sit down for five minutes to relax, all of a sudden need to poop? Is there some science behind all of this?
This is how I drill.
Flowers on that tree.
How sweet. :)
Anybody got a spare $6K for me?
I think my protons are slowing down. Not quite the spin they used to have.
This is Lucky the squirrel. She’s a Gemini who likes long walks in the park and eating peanuts from my hand.
Just heard that Bon Jovi song … “Didn’t mean to miss your birthday, baby.” I think I puked a little in my mouth.
Me: I'm going check if I can see a connection at your office.
Him: I'm from Missouri and I don't believe you're going to be able to do that.
You had one job.
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