
The thunderbolt mower after his laps.

No word yet on missing wallaroo
KINGSTON – As of Friday afternoon, Willow, the missing wallaroo, had not been found.
Willow is a 14-month-old baby wallaroo – essentially a miniature kangaroo – who disappeared from her home in rural Kingston about 8 p.m. Tuesday. The 2-foot-tall gray marsupial weighs between 15 and 20 pounds and is the pet of the Cleveland family.
She apparently does paperwork, too.
PRO TIP: Do NOT put critical information ONLY in your email's subject line.
so lookin’ around on the bigassweb with CeeLo. led me to Live From Daryl’s House. Many, many good tunes. worth a listen.
i like this song that Cee Lo Green has on the radio. So I googled him and found the lyrics to “Crazy”.
Now ain’t that some shit?
Sounds like he’s one of the few the proud, the former.
I also love that song he’s got now. I know the girl that song is about. F—- her. Go run and tell your lil’ boyfriend.
Go on. Play “Morrison Hotel”. Listen to Ray’s keyboards. you’ll know what i been talking about all this time.
…i woke up this morning and got myself
…motel, money, murder, madness
…i want to tell you ‘bout Texas Radio and the Big Beat*
*this helped know it was ok to have crazy words appeal to myself and others (women)
i’ve taken most poisons in disturbing amounts and nothing ever got me higher than having some lil’ girl look at me like i was an answer to a prayer.
jim morrison knew this feeling. i think ray manzarek must have known it too.
Jimmy and his contributions … .

we need an anagram for Ray Manzarek. He was born “Manczarek” so you can use the C if it’s easier or prophetable.
turns out jim was plagued with a substance abuse problem and couldn’t have had the success without the band. who knew?
ya gotta love those sounds.
I’ve seen it 3 times. It got better each time I watched it. You can make fun of me if you want for spending too much money on movies but it’s one of my only vices.
I’ll give it 4.5 out of 5 stars now. It’s not as good as the first one of JJ’s, but it’s worthy.
May you live long and prosper.
“Do you need the words?”
No, I know ‘em baby.”
ever taken boolean algebra? top 10 reasons why John Boolean
needs to bekilled - by Chris Emerson
10. No one will ever use his shit on the job.
9. He ass fucks male hogs for fun.
8. He holds study sessions in his basement for young boys.
7. His mother said he came out of her ass.
6. The only thing he knows is A,B and 1,2.
5. His last name is so annoying it makes me have the scoures.
4. He has both male, female and yak genitalia.
3. He eats at his truth table.
2. He was never taught what a plus sign really means.
1. He likes to recite his theories while ejaculating watching rats fuck.
Boolean algebra with hogs. I'd never imagined the two could be used together.. Male Hogs to boot. Such a nice cocktail. But coming from his Momma's ass sounds like a constipation nightmare. Were the Yaks involved?
no. butt i think someone tried to boolie my algae bra one time in the back of a deputy's patrol car
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